You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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