What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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