i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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