sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Randomize
