ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
