I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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