You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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