I must be too annoying 4 u.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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