I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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