On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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