Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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