Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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