Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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