"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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