who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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