my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i dont even know how to be here
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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