Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Semen is not good for contacts.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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