Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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