Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I know her cup size but not her name....
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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