Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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