Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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