Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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