I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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