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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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