Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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