i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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