He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
