WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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