the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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