I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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