Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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