If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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