I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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