Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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