apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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