I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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