She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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