Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i dont even know how to be here
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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