what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
