heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
True college students do jello shots in the library
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