hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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