I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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