Apparently you make a good broom.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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