Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Hippo gnu deer
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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