Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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