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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
COCAINE IS GR8
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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