I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I FOUND THE LEGS
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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