we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My nipple is on Facebook.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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