Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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