yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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