we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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