i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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