giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
how does that bad decision feel?
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