i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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